sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down

(via stability)

Holy shit okay:

1. Last kiss
My boyfriend tomtotheklack
2. Last phone call
Phone call was my friend Aaron I’m pretty sure.

3. Last text message
My friend Stephanie

4. Last song you listened to
Crave You- Flight Facilities

5. Last time you cried
Like two days ago

6. Dated someone twice
No

7. Been cheated on
No

8. Self harmed
Do I have to answer?

9. Lost someone special
Yes

10. Been depressed
I don’t know
11. Been drunk and threw up
Nope!

12. had sex
Yessss

13. How many people have you had sex with this year?
1

15. Made a new friend
Yeah!

17. Laughed until you cried
yes

18. Met someone who changed you
Oh yeah

19. Found out who your true friends were
Yeah

20. Found out someone was talking about you
I don’t remember

26. What did you do for your last Birthday
I went to New York and ate ice cream with my sister and had sex with my boyfriend:)

27. What time did you wake up today
8:53

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for
The next time I get to see Tom lol

30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time
August 3rd

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
The distance between my boyfriend and I

32. What are you listening to right now
The loud ass A.C. in my dorm

33. When is the last time you had sex?
Saturday

34. Who’s getting on your nerves right now
No one, fortunately

35. Most visited webpage
Um probably tumblr tbh

36. Favorite colour
Blue

37. Nicknames
Feliz Navidad, Goober, fece

38. Relationship Status
Taken by the best!!1!!!11!

39. Zodiac sign
Leo

40. Male or female
female

41. Primary school
Forbes? Is this the same thing as elementary school?

42. Secondary School
Torrington Middle School

43. High school/college
Torrington High School and now I’m at Emerson College!

44. Eye color
Shit

46. Height
Idk. 5’6 maaayyyybeeee 5’7?

47. Do you have a crush on someone
tomtotheklack

48. What do you like about yourself
My open-mindedness

49. Piercings
Ears

50. Tattoos
Soon hopefully

51. Righty or lefty
righty

53. First piercing
ears

54. First best friend
Gwen Melleti

55. First hookup
My ex-douche Josh

56. First Bestfriend
You just asked me?

59. Eating
smarties

60. Drinking
waterrrrrrr

61. I’m about to
go to a film screening

62. Listening to
YOU ALREADY ASKED THIS TOO

63. Waiting for
the film screening to start

64. Want kids?
I don’t know

65. Get married?
I think so

66. Career
musician/filmmaker/philanthropist/astronaut/queen/superhero

67. Lips or eyes
Both

68. Hugs or kisses
both

69. Shorter or taller
taller

70. Older or Younger
both

71. Romantic or spontaneous
both
72. Nice stomach or nice arms
both

73. Sensitive or loud
sensitive
 
74. Hook-up or relationship
relationship

76. Kissed a stranger
No

77. Drank hard liquor
yeeeeeeee

78. Lost glasses/contacts
I don’t wear them (but yes)

79. Had sex
I’ve already been asked this too.

80. Broken someone’s heart
yes lol:)
82. Been arrested
nahh

83. Turned someone down
yeah

84. Cried when someone died
yeah

85. Fallen for a friend
yeah

86. Yourself
sometimes

87. Miracles
I don’t know

88. Love at first sight
no

89. Heaven
I don’t know

90. Santa Clause
no

91. Kiss on the first date
I can believe in this?

92. Angels
yes because Mariah Carey 

93. How would you label yourself?
I don’t.
94. Someone You Pray Everyday For
I don’t
95. Did you sing today
oh yeeeeeeee

96. Who From All Your Ex’s have You Cared The Most About
I’d have to say Vince, because I don’t give a shit about Josh. So by default… (I mean he’s still cool tho)

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
This requires more thought than I’m willing to give it right now.
Maybes the 20s

98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For
Yo girls pussay

99. Are you afraid of falling in love?
yeah but I did anyway

100. Do you like the way you look?
sometimes
thanks for asking anonymous friend:)

trust:

uhmeliamay:

my dad asked me if my curling iron was a sex toy

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Anything is a sex toy when you’re horny

(Source: uhmeliamay, via stability)